This embroidered cotton dad hat features the text "Unlimited PTO*" in a clean serif font, complete with the ominous asterisk. It is the perfect deadpan commentary on the ultimate modern corporate trap—the benefit that sounds amazing until you realize absolutely no one is approving a three-week vacation. A subtle, ironic flex for the startup employee who is answering emails from the beach.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Curved brim
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• 6 embroidered eyelets
Thread Color Options
Default: Navy (Classic office aesthetic)
Available colors: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, white, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, orange
Customization
You may choose your thread color and request small adjustments to the design size or placement. Font changes are available for an additional fee—please message us before ordering.
The ideal gift for a tech startup founder, a burned-out project manager, or anyone trying to decode their HR benefits package.
