Evilwater Originals
Thousandaire Hat - Funny Finance Humor - Embroidered Cap - Broke Investor Joke
Thousandaire Hat - Funny Finance Humor - Embroidered Cap - Broke Investor Joke
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Celebrate your (almost) financial success with our 'Thousandaire' Hat! This embroidered cap is a hilarious nod to the world of investing and personal finance, perfect for anyone who enjoys a good dose of self-deprecating humor.
Crafted with premium, comfortable materials, this hat features the word 'Thousandaire' embroidered in a bold, eye-catching font. It's an ideal gift for your friends who love to joke about their (lack of) wealth, a funny accessory for casual outings, or a conversation starter at investor meetups.
👉 Perfect for:
- Budgeting enthusiasts
- Aspiring millionaires (with a sense of humor)
- Investors with a modest portfolio
- Anyone who appreciates a good financial joke
✨ Features:
- High-quality "Thousandaire" embroidery
- Comfortable, adjustable fit
- Durable construction
- Unique, finance-themed humor
🧼 Care Instructions:
Hand wash recommended
Wear your 'Thousandaire' status with pride (and a smile)! Order your hat today!"NOTE - Included customizations are:
- Thread color change
- Design sizing or location change
- Hat style change
If you'd like to add additional designs (for example text on the front or sides of the hat) please also add the following listing to your cart : https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1580320489/back-front-or-side-of-hat-embroidery-add
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