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Evilwater Originals

Pre-Med Cotton Embroidered Adjustable Hat

Pre-Med Cotton Embroidered Adjustable Hat

Regular price $57.00 CAD
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Committing the next decade of your life to aggressive sleep deprivation requires the right uniform, which is exactly why the Pre-Med Cotton Embroidered Adjustable Hat was created. Ditching the enthusiastic, mass-produced campus bookstore aesthetic, this cap offers a clean, deadpan approach to the ultimate academic grind. We have taken the most high-stakes undergraduate track and turned it into a piece of minimalist streetwear. This cap is designed for the student who runs entirely on cold brew and is desperately trying to avoid answering questions about the MCAT.

Core Product Specifications

Material: 100% premium chino cotton twill for a highly durable, easily washable structure.

Structure: Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design that conforms naturally to the head.

Crown: 3 ⅛ inch (7.6 cm) crown height, avoiding rigid boxiness.

Visor: Pre-curved brim providing immediate sun protection and hiding under-eye bags.

Ventilation: 6 embroidered eyelets for crucial airflow in crowded lecture halls.

Closure: Fully adjustable self-fabric strap with an antique brass buckle for a refined fit.

Usage Context
The design utilizes a strict, lowercase serif font to project a sterile, clinical vibe rather than collegiate pride. It is the perfect passive-aggressive accessory for late-night library sessions, shadowing hours, or surviving organic chemistry. It functions flawlessly as a premium gift from proud parents, or an ironic purchase for the student deeply in the trenches.

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