Smiling. Nodding. Fully disengaged. This embroidered dad hat reads Performative Interest in a minimalist serif font — the perfect dry-humor flex for anyone who’s ever faked a laugh, ghosted a date, or said “sounds fun!” with zero intention of showing up.
Designed for introverts, social burnout veterans, and emotionally unavailable overthinkers, this hat says what your face has been trying to for years.
– 100% cotton dad hat
– Unstructured, low-profile fit
– Adjustable strap with antique buckle
– Embroidered in clean serif font
– Wear it to brunch, therapy, or anywhere you're pretending to listen
🧵 Available thread colors: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, white, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, or orange.
Want a different font? Message us — font swaps always available.
