Delicate, dramatic, and a little bit salty—this embroidered Oysters & Anxiety hat is for seafood lovers with refined taste and emotional instability. Equal parts raw bar chic and internal spiral.
– Soft unstructured cotton dad hat
– “Oysters & Anxiety” embroidered in minimalist serif or clean script
– Adjustable strap for your next wine-and-whine session
– Great gift for oyster addicts, brunch queens, and spiral-prone seafood girlies
– Message us anytime for custom thread color or personalization requests
Pairs best with lemon wedges, loud slurping, and quiet emotional decay.NOTE - Included customizations are:
- Thread color change
- Design sizing or location change
- Hat style change
If you'd like to add additional designs (for example text on the front or sides of the hat) please also add the following listing to your cart : https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1580320489/back-front-or-side-of-hat-embroidery-add
