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Evilwater Originals
On a Beach and Not Knowing What a KPI Is Embroidered Dad Hat – Anti-Work Hat, Coastal Humor, Funny Chill Life Cap
On a Beach and Not Knowing What a KPI Is Embroidered Dad Hat – Anti-Work Hat, Coastal Humor, Funny Chill Life Cap
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This hat is fully OOO. On a beach and not knowing what a KPI is is embroidered for the girlies, guys, and founders who left their dashboards behind for sunshine and shellfish. It’s the perfect quiet-flex cap for anyone thriving in SPF and blissful ignorance.
– Embroidered on a classic low-profile dad hat
– 100% chino cotton twill (or cotton/poly for camo)
– Unstructured 6-panel fit with adjustable antique buckle
– White or cream thread recommended for max contrast
– Great for beach days, sabbaticals, or quarterly self-care
✨ Want to switch it up to “in Montauk” or “on PTO”? Just message us
🧢 Built for long walks, cold drinks, and zero performance reviews
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