You’ve set them, tracked them, and completely forgotten them. OKRs are a scam is the embroidered hat for anyone who's ever updated a dashboard out of spite. It's sarcastic, wearable, and perfect for offsites, hackathons, or casual KPI denial.
– Classic dad hat fit with clean, lowercase embroidery
– 100% chino cotton twill (or cotton/poly for camo)
– Adjustable strap with antique buckle
– Pairs well with quarter zips, iced coffee, and internal chaos
✨ Thread color customization available—just ask
🧢 Because “outcomes over output” is a mood
