Description:
An embroidered cotton dad hat / baseball cap that reads “not well bitch” in a clean serif. Dry, blunt, and weirdly cathartic—made for coffee runs, off-duty fits, and anyone with a talent for RHONY humor. Low-profile, comfy, and easy to style in any season.
Quick facts:
100% chino cotton twill
Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel
Curved brim, adjustable metal buckle
Front embroidery in minimalist serif
Multiple hat colors available
🧵 Thread colors
Default: white. Also available: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, orange.
Personalization: swap to serif / sans serif / handwritten, request small size or placement tweaks—just leave a note or message us. Bulk-friendly for groups.
