Stocks? Volatile. Crypto? Unstable. Eggs? A solid investment. This embroidered My Portfolio Is Eggs hat is for the financially anxious, pantry-forward, and quietly spiraling. It’s part satire, part survival strategy.
– Soft unstructured cotton dad hat
– “My Portfolio Is Eggs” embroidered in a clean, deadpan font
– Adjustable strap for economic flexibility
– Perfect gift for meme traders, doomsday brunchers, and Gen Z financial nihilists
– Message us anytime for custom thread color or personalization requests
Pairs best with Costco receipts, hard-boiled coping, and inflation-related tweets.NOTE - Included customizations are:
- Thread color change
- Design sizing or location change
- Hat style change
If you'd like to add additional designs (for example text on the front or sides of the hat) please also add the following listing to your cart : https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1580320489/back-front-or-side-of-hat-embroidery-add
