Totally normal. Fully compliant. Emotionally repressed just enough. This embroidered dad hat says Model Citizen in a clean serif font — ideal for those who pay their taxes on time, never double-park, and still judge you silently. It’s giving beige flag, but make it fashion.
– 100% cotton dad hat
– Unstructured, low-profile fit
– Adjustable strap with antique buckle
– Embroidered in white serif by default
– Equal parts satire and self-branding
🧵 Customize your thread color: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, white, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, or orange.
Prefer a different font? Message us — we’re on our best behavior.
