A bold lie, beautifully stitched. This embroidered cotton dad hat features the phrase I Wish I Spent More Time at the Office in classic serif — perfect for sarcastic coworkers, reformed girlbosses, or anyone who clocks out emotionally at noon. Equal parts office satire and dry millennial humor.
– Unstructured, 100% cotton dad hat
– Low-profile fit with adjustable back strap
– Embroidered in a clean serif font
– Pairs well with burnout and HR-approved trauma bonding
🧵 Customize with one of our 14 thread color options: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, white, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, or orange.
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