For the self-aware horror movie watcher: the I’d Die First hat is a tribute to all of us who would 100% trip in the woods, go investigate the noise, or forget to charge our phone before the third act. Clean and ironic in embroidered serif, this one’s equal parts funny, fatalistic, and weirdly cute.
– 100% chino cotton twill
– Unstructured 6-panel, low-profile dad cap
– Adjustable strap with antique buckle
– Embroidered serif font design
– Available in multiple colors
🎬 Perfect for:
– Spooky girlies and film nerds
– Group Halloween looks
– Ironic horror gifts
– Year-round dry humor fits
🧵 Custom Thread Colors Available:
Red, flamingo, kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, white, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, orange. Just leave a note at checkout or send us a message!
Font swaps or alternate placements available too — feel free to message us for a custom quote.
