You're not cheap. You're strategic. This embroidered dad hat lets the world know you understand wine, restaurant economics, and subtle flexes. “I Only Order the Second Least Expensive Bottle of Wine” is stitched in elegant lowercase serif text — perfect for wine nights, birthday gifts, or your next chaotic reservation.
Whether you’re a sommelier of vibes or just here for the label art, this hat brings the flavor.
– 🍷 Embroidered with “i only order the second least expensive bottle of wine” in lowercase serif font
– 🧢 Unstructured 6-panel cotton dad hat with pre-curved brim
– 🔒 Adjustable strap back – one size fits most
– 🧵 Clean minimalist embroidery, stacked layout for readability
– 🎨 Available in sand, black, white, sage, or blush
– 💌 Custom thread and hat colors available by requestNOTE - Included customizations are:
- Thread color change
- Design sizing or location change
- Hat style change
If you'd like to add additional designs (for example text on the front or sides of the hat) please also add the following listing to your cart : https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1580320489/back-front-or-side-of-hat-embroidery-add
