This embroidered cotton dad hat reads “I Only Like My Kids” in a clean, minimalist style. Dry, honest, and deeply relatable—made for parents who love their children dearly and tolerate everyone else politely. Easy to wear for school drop-off, errands, weekends, and gift-giving to fellow parents with a sense of humor.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Curved brim, adjustable metal buckle strap
• Front embroidery, multiple hat colors available
• Comfortable everyday fit
Thread colors:
Default white. Also available: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, orange.
Customization:
Choose your thread color and request small changes to the design size or placement. Font changes are available for an additional fee—please message us before ordering.
A funny, giftable hat for parents, moms, dads, school pickups, and anyone living that parent-life truth.
