Who needs kale when you’ve got ranch? This embroidered Hot Girls Eat Ranch hat is for the unapologetic dip lovers, wing-night enthusiasts, and anyone whose salad bowl doubles as a sauce reservoir. Wear it to BBQs, brunches, or delivery runs—this hat pairs perfectly with every crunchy craving.
– “Hot Girls Eat Ranch” embroidered in clean lowercase or playful serif
– Soft, unstructured cotton dad hat
– Adjustable strap for comfort through every bite and spill
– Available in multiple hat + thread color combos
– Message us for custom thread-color requests or minor layout tweaks
Pairs best with crispy fries, chicken wings, and zero apologies.
