Evilwater Originals
Fully Vested Dad Hat – Ironic Embroidered Cap for Startup Life, Tech Bros, and Overcommitted Millennials
Fully Vested Dad Hat – Ironic Embroidered Cap for Startup Life, Tech Bros, and Overcommitted Millennials
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Because nothing says emotional commitment like equity cliffs. The “Fully Vested” hat is embroidered for the overachievers, the stock-option dreamers, and anyone who's been through at least one performance review with a straight face. Whether you're a startup founder, a burnt-out analyst, or just someone who knows how to follow through, this dad cap brings dry, ironic energy to your off-duty fits.
– Embroidered with “Fully Vested” in clean serif text
– Unstructured dad hat with curved brim and adjustable strap
– 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and founder-friendly
– Great for startup people, VC bros, tech girlies, and desk job survivors
– Available in navy, black, washed grey, sand
– One size fits most
– Stitched to order and designed for max ROI on vibesNOTE - Included customizations are:
- Thread color change
- Design sizing or location change
- Hat style change
If you'd like to add additional designs (for example text on the front or sides of the hat) please also add the following listing to your cart : https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1580320489/back-front-or-side-of-hat-embroidery-add
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