Full of charm. Full of existential dread. This embroidered dad hat reads full of microplastics in clean lowercase serif for peak passive-aggressive irony. It’s the perfect accessory for sipping from your Stanley, doomscrolling, or pretending everything’s fine.
– Embroidered cotton dad hat
– Lowercase serif font
– Unstructured, low-profile fit
– Adjustable strap with antique buckle
– Available in multiple hat colors
🧵 Thread Color Options:
Default: white
Also available: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, orange
→ Want a different thread color? Just leave a note at checkout or message us.
