The economy’s bad—but your hairline? Worse. This embroidered Even My Hairline Is Going Through a Recession hat is a tragicomic masterpiece for hot people in decline, self-aware balding kings, and anyone who treats financial metaphors like personality.
– Soft, unstructured cotton dad hat
– “even my hairline is going through a recession” embroidered in clean lowercase font
– Adjustable strap for recession-friendly comfort
– Perfect gift for balding besties, finance bros, or hot mess icons
– Message us anytime for thread color or personalization requests
Pairs best with denial, hats indoors, and passive-aggressive budgeting.NOTE - Included customizations are:
- Thread color change
- Design sizing or location change
- Hat style change
If you'd like to add additional designs (for example text on the front or sides of the hat) please also add the following listing to your cart : https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1580320489/back-front-or-side-of-hat-embroidery-add
