An embroidered cotton dad hat that reads “I’ll just have the chicken tenders” in a clean serif. Minimal, dry, and extremely relatable—perfect for picky eaters, menu minimalists, late-night diners, and anyone who orders like a pro.
Quick facts
100% chino cotton twill
Unstructured, low-profile fit
Curved brim, adjustable metal buckle strap
Front embroidery in minimalist serif
Multiple hat colors available
🧵 Thread colors
Default: white. Also available: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, orange.
Personalization: font swaps (serif / sans serif / handwritten) and small size or placement tweaks—just leave a note or message us. Bulk friendly.
