Evilwater Originals
Embroidered "Hot Girls Eat Cold Pizza" Dad Hat: Funny Comfort Food Cap
Embroidered "Hot Girls Eat Cold Pizza" Dad Hat: Funny Comfort Food Cap
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Hot girls eat leftovers straight from the box. This embroidered dad hat says Hot Girls Eat Cold Pizza in a clean serif font — perfect for brunch recovery, midnight snacking, or that unapologetic craving you always honor. Equal parts hilarious and relatable, this cap pairs well with greasy fingers and zero regrets.
– 100% cotton dad hat
– Unstructured, low-profile fit
– Adjustable strap with antique buckle
– Embroidered in white serif by default
– A wearable ode to comfort food and hot girl chaos
🧵 Custom thread colors available:
red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, white, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, orange
💬 Want a different font or to personalize your cap? Just message us — font swaps welcome.
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