This embroidered cotton dad hat features the word "hallucinating" in a clean, minimalist font. Whether you are a large language model confidently making up fake facts, a software engineer running on 2 hours of sleep, or just generally delusional about your current situation, this hat is your official warning label. A perfect, deadpan accessory for the tech worker or the chronically tired.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Curved brim
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• 6 embroidered eyelets
Thread Color Options
Default: White (High contrast, clean look)
Available colors: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, white, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, orange
Customization
You may choose your thread color and request small adjustments to the design size or placement. Font changes are available for an additional fee—please message us before ordering.
The ideal gift for a prompt engineer, an exhausted tech founder, or anyone whose brain has stopped processing reality.
