This embroidered cotton dad hat features the text "coffee or i'll shoot" in a refined, classic serif font. The sophisticated, polite lettering provides the perfect deadpan contrast to the unhinged threat. It is the ultimate morning warning sign for the iced coffee loyalist, the exhausted commuter, or anyone whose patience is strictly tied to their caffeine intake.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Curved brim
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• 6 embroidered eyelets
Thread Color Options
Default: White (High contrast, editorial look)
Available colors: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, white, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, orange
Customization
You may choose your thread color and request small adjustments to the design size or placement. Font changes are available for an additional fee—please message us before ordering.
The ultimate gift for your over-caffeinated best friend, a burned-out coworker, or the girl who refuses to speak before 9 AM.
