A moment of silence… for your last spoonful. This embroidered Call to the Void (Except It’s Mayo) hat is for those who feel just a little too much when they open the fridge door at 1AM. It's existential. It's creamy. It's chaos.
– Soft unstructured cotton dad hat
– “Call to the Void (Except It’s Mayo)” embroidered in clean, poetic type
– Adjustable strap for maximum fridge contemplation
– Great gift for food nerds, mayo loyalists, and your weirdest friend
– Message us anytime for custom thread color or personalization requests
Pairs well with low lighting, spoon-in-jar moments, and mild disassociation.NOTE - Included customizations are:
- Thread color change
- Design sizing or location change
- Hat style change
If you'd like to add additional designs (for example text on the front or sides of the hat) please also add the following listing to your cart : https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1580320489/back-front-or-side-of-hat-embroidery-add
