Revenue’s flat, morale’s worse. This embroidered EBITDepressed hat is for accountants, startup kids, and finance bros who are done pretending spreadsheets are fulfilling. Whether you’re calculating losses or just surviving Q4, this one’s for you.
– Soft, unstructured cotton dad hat
– “EBITDepressed” embroidered in classic finance-core font
– Adjustable strap for flexible despair
– Ideal gift for analysts, CFOs, overachievers, and anyone who talks in acronyms
– Message us anytime for custom thread color or personalization requests
Pairs well with declining KPIs, Slack burnout, and iced espresso shots at 4pm.NOTE - Included customizations are:
- Thread color change
- Design sizing or location change
- Hat style change
If you'd like to add additional designs (for example text on the front or sides of the hat) please also add the following listing to your cart : https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1580320489/back-front-or-side-of-hat-embroidery-add
