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Evilwater Originals

Consultant Cotton Embroidered Adjustable Hat

Consultant Cotton Embroidered Adjustable Hat

Regular price $57.00 CAD
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Building an entire career out of airport lounges, slide decks, and leveraging institutional knowledge requires a specific aesthetic, which is exactly why the Consultant Cotton Embroidered Adjustable Hat was created. Bridging the gap between our corporate tech gear and high-end streetwear, this design is for the professional whose life is governed by client deliverables and Delta SkyMiles. We have taken the ultimate vague corporate title and elevated it into a piece of clean, minimalist fashion.

Core Product Specifications

Material: 100% premium chino cotton twill.

Structure: Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design.

Crown: 3 ⅛ inch (7.6 cm) crown height.

Visor: Pre-curved brim.

Ventilation: 6 embroidered eyelets for crucial airflow during tense stakeholder meetings.

Closure: Fully adjustable self-fabric strap with a premium antique brass buckle.

Usage Context
The stark, lowercase serif font creates a deeply hilarious contrast with the hyper-competitive consulting world. It is the ideal wardrobe staple for taking calls from an airport bar, ignoring Slack notifications on the weekend, or circling back on a project that makes zero sense. It functions perfectly as an inside-joke gift for MBA grads and corporate burnout survivors.

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