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Evilwater Originals

Ceviche Cotton Embroidered Adjustable Hat

Ceviche Cotton Embroidered Adjustable Hat

Regular price $57.00 CAD
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Surviving the brutal summer heat requires a strict, uncompromising diet of raw fish, aggressive citrus, and highly specific coastal aesthetics. The Ceviche Cotton Embroidered Adjustable Hat ditches the loud, touristy resort wear for a clean, minimalist approach to vacation attire. We have taken the undisputed king of the upscale raw bar and turned it into a piece of deadpan, self-aware streetwear. This cap is designed for the dedicated foodie who views securing a patio reservation as a competitive sport.

Core Product Specifications

Material: 100% premium chino cotton twill for a highly durable, easily washable structure that breathes in the heat.

Structure: Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design that conforms naturally to the head.

Crown: 3 ⅛ inch (7.6 cm) crown height, avoiding rigid boxiness.

Visor: Pre-curved brim providing immediate sun protection for patio season.

Ventilation: 6 embroidered eyelets for crucial airflow.

Closure: Fully adjustable self-fabric strap with an antique brass buckle for a refined fit.

Usage Context
The design features a sterile, clean font with a definitive period at the end, creating a hilarious visual contrast with the bright, chaotic energy of the dish itself. It is the perfect passive-aggressive accessory for resort lounging, demanding a table at the local oyster bar, or running errands while wishing you were on a beach. It functions flawlessly as an ironic gifting staple for the friend whose entire personality revolves around finding the best coastal seafood.

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