This embroidered cotton dad hat features the text "Carl's a mess" in a clean, preppy serif font. A subtle, hilarious nod to everyone's favorite Hamptons reality show, this hat is the perfect uniform for Monday night watch parties, summer weekend getaways, or just sipping a hard tea in the backyard. It pairs the classic East Coast country club aesthetic with premium reality TV chaos.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Curved brim
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• 6 embroidered eyelets
Thread Color Options
Default: Navy (Classic Hamptons vibe)
Available colors: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, white, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, orange
Customization
You may choose your thread color and request small adjustments to the design size or placement. Font changes are available for an additional fee—please message us before ordering.
The ultimate gift for your reality TV-obsessed best friend, a Bravoholic, or anyone preparing for a weekend of drama.
