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caesar salad & aspartame Hat - Embroidered Wellness Chaos Cap - Funny Food Girl Gift - Soft Lunchcore Style
caesar salad & aspartame Hat - Embroidered Wellness Chaos Cap - Funny Food Girl Gift - Soft Lunchcore Style
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Clean greens and chemical sweeteners: balance. This embroidered caesar salad & aspartame hat is for the soft girl spiraling through her wellness routine, craving crunch and artificial energy. It’s minimalist, lowercase, and quietly chaotic.
– Soft, unstructured cotton dad hat
– “caesar salad & aspartame” embroidered in clean lowercase font
– Adjustable strap for leafy delusions and caffeinated choices
– Great gift for food-core girlies, wellness snobs, or anyone who believes lunch is a lifestyle
– Message us anytime for custom thread color or personalization requests
Pairs well with croutons, zero-calorie habits, and selective self-care.NOTE - Included customizations are:
- Thread color change
- Design sizing or location change
- Hat style change
If you'd like to add additional designs (for example text on the front or sides of the hat) please also add the following listing to your cart : https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1580320489/back-front-or-side-of-hat-embroidery-add
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