Hot people get 8 hours of sleep and leave parties early. This boring but hot embroidered dad hat is for the introverts, homebodies, and soft-life enthusiasts who’ve mastered the art of thriving quietly. It’s minimal, wearable, and just self-aware enough to spark compliments at Trader Joe’s.
– Embroidered in a clean serif or lowercase sans
– 100% chino cotton twill (or cotton/poly for camo)
– Unstructured 6-panel fit with adjustable antique buckle
– Low-key statement for your high-value routine
– Designed for wellness influencers and people who actually finish books
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🧢 Built to last longer than your burnout era
