In your beige flag era and proud of it? This boring and thriving embroidered dad hat is for the girlies (and guys) who ditched chaos for clean sheets, early bedtimes, and oat milk routines. It’s soft, subtle, and says, “I’m thriving, just not loudly.”
– Embroidered in classic serif or all-lowercase text
– Unstructured, low-profile fit with antique buckle
– 100% chino cotton twill (or cotton/poly for camo)
– 6-panel design with breathable eyelets
– Pairs perfectly with your Stanley cup and a 9 p.m. bedtime
✨ Message us for custom thread color options
🧢 Made to last—just like your skincare regimen
