When your entire existence is tracked in six-minute increments, you need to remind people that your time is quite literally money. The Billable Hours Cotton Embroidered Adjustable Hat serves as the ultimate passive-aggressive boundary for attorneys, agency workers, and consultants. We have taken the most dreaded phrase in the corporate world and translated it into a piece of deadpan, minimalist streetwear. This cap is designed for the professional who is physically present at Sunday brunch but mentally logging time.
Closure: Fully adjustable self-fabric strap with an antique brass buckle.
Usage Context
The all-lowercase serif formatting mimics the sterility of an invoice. It is the ultimate accessory for signaling to friends and family that you are currently off the clock and refuse to answer work questions. Because corporate inside jokes drive massive engagement, this functions perfectly as a highly specific gift for law firm associates, accountants, and agency creatives.
The perfect gift for a law student passing the bar, a busy accountant during tax season, or your most overworked friend.
