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Appreciating Asset – Funny Embroidered Finance Hat for Investing Icons & ROI Enthusiasts

Appreciating Asset – Funny Embroidered Finance Hat for Investing Icons & ROI Enthusiasts

Regular price $55.00 CAD
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For when your personality and your value compound over time. This embroidered dad hat says Appreciating Asset in a crisp serif font — a subtle finance joke turned wearable affirmation. Ideal for stock watchers, spreadsheet slayers, and anyone who knows their worth (plus interest).

– 100% cotton dad hat
– Unstructured, low-profile fit
– Adjustable strap with antique buckle
– Embroidered in white serif by default
– Ideal for finance bros, accounting girlies, or capitalist cuties

🧵 Thread colors available: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, white, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, or orange.
Want a different font or layout? Message us — customizations always welcome.

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