Some people are aligned. You’re aligned-ish. This embroidered dad hat is for the team players who nod along, update the deck, and keep things just functional enough to pass review. It’s dry, minimal, and says exactly what your Slack status would if it could.
– Embroidered on a classic low-profile dad hat
– 100% chino cotton twill with adjustable antique buckle
– Unstructured 6-panel fit
– Best in white thread on black, navy, or stone
✨ Want “metrics-ish” or “vibes-aligned”? Just message us
🧢 Looks great in meetings you forgot were happening
