{"product_id":"lake-ontario-map-outline-dad-hat-79038","title":"Lake Ontario Map Outline Dad Hat - Canadian Maple Leaf Cap, Now and Always","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the cartography purists and anyone who prefers their maps strictly unedited. The Lake Ontario Cotton Embroidered Dad Hat takes stubborn geographical facts and elevates them into a piece of highly detailed, quiet-luxury streetwear. Featuring a minimalist map outline of the lake with its rightful name nestled inside, a subtle Canadian maple leaf on the side panel, and a firm, deadpan declaration of \"now and always\" across the back. It is designed for the buyer who appreciates the inherent humor of holding their ground on what a body of water is actually called, without sacrificing their aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCore Product Specifications\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBase: Premium Yupoong 6245CM Classic Dad Hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: 100% chino cotton twill for a highly durable, easily washable structure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStructure: Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design that conforms naturally to the head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign Placements: Triple-embroidered (Front: Lake outline + text \/ Side: Maple leaf \/ Back: \"now and always\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVisor: Pre-curved brim providing immediate out-of-the-box wearability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClosure: Adjustable self-strap with a hide-away antique brass buckle for a refined fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomization: Embroidery thread defaults to a crisp, high-contrast black. Custom thread colors are available upon request—simply leave a note at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Vibe\u003cbr\u003e\nThis hat operates as a massive inside joke for locals, border-town neighbors, and map enthusiasts. With embroidery on three sides, it looks like a premium boutique find while serving as the perfect passive-aggressive accessory for ignoring recent rebranding efforts. It bridges the gap between stubborn civic pride, geographic reality, and self-aware irony.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Evilwater Originals","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":71875336208406,"sku":null,"price":56.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0691\/3576\/1430\/files\/il_fullxfull.8511780665_bejq.jpg?v=1788708442","url":"https:\/\/evilwater-originals.com\/products\/lake-ontario-map-outline-dad-hat-79038","provider":"Evilwater Originals","version":"1.0","type":"link"}