{"product_id":"embroidered-not-a-robot-dad-hat-13298","title":"Embroidered 'Not a Robot' Dad Hat - Minimalist Tech Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eHuman-coded (but barely). This embroidered Not a Robot hat is perfect for the digitally exhausted, the captcha-failing, and the emotionally unavailable tech girlies. Minimal, wearable, and confusing in the right way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e– “Not a Robot” embroidered in clean lowercase or serif font\u003cbr\u003e\n– Soft, unstructured cotton dad hat\u003cbr\u003e\n– Adjustable strap for real-human comfort\u003cbr\u003e\n– Available in multiple hat + thread color combos\u003cbr\u003e\n– Message us to customize thread color or layout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePairs best with blue light glasses, existential dread, and clicking “all the traffic lights.”NOTE - Included customizations are:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Thread color change\u003cbr\u003e\n- Design sizing or location change\u003cbr\u003e\n- Hat style change\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you'd like to add additional designs (for example text on the front or sides of the hat) please also add the following listing to your cart : https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/ca\/listing\/1580320489\/back-front-or-side-of-hat-embroidery-add \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Evilwater Originals","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":65308736028694,"sku":"67FBCCCDD56A6_7854","price":54.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":65308736061462,"sku":"67FBCCCDD56A6_7857","price":54.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cranberry","offer_id":65308736094230,"sku":"67FBCCCDD56A6_12735","price":54.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spruce","offer_id":65308736126998,"sku":"67FBCCCDD56A6_8745","price":54.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey","offer_id":65308736159766,"sku":"67FBCCCDD56A6_12736","price":54.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki","offer_id":65308736192534,"sku":"67FBCCCDD56A6_7855","price":54.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone","offer_id":65308736225302,"sku":"67FBCCCDD56A6_7859","price":54.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":65308736258070,"sku":"67FBCCCDD56A6_7858","price":54.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue","offer_id":65308736290838,"sku":"67FBCCCDD56A6_7856","price":54.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":65308736323606,"sku":"67FBCCCDD56A6_7853","price":54.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0691\/3576\/1430\/files\/il_fullxfull.6836612851_353f_9bc32adc-f5f0-4753-8eb6-96b7a06582b9.jpg?v=1781600293","url":"https:\/\/evilwater-originals.com\/products\/embroidered-not-a-robot-dad-hat-13298","provider":"Evilwater Originals","version":"1.0","type":"link"}